World cup is in full swing as we prepare for the upcoming single-elimination tourney ahead, but other than that there is not much else in the sporting world that brings much excitement to the table. So, the only thing I have to turn to at this point is the Minnesota soap opera, which is the Brett Favre saga. I sat down with an avid Vikings fan to discuss their current situation and the outlook on their 2010-11 campaign. Our friend from up north wanted to be kept anonymous so we will refer to him as JK.
DM : So after a strong regular season and a heartbreaking loss to the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints, how do you feel about the upcoming season and your chances?
JK : First off, in all actuality, the Minnesota Vikings are the defending Super Bowl Champions. The only reason why we aren’t blingin’ rings is because someone greased up the football while we were on offense making AP fumble the ball like eighteen times.
DM : Interesting conspiracy theory, but what about the pick to end the game?
JK : 12 men on the field? Had to be..
DM : Don’t think so. Let’s move on. Your team is still returning a good amount of talent, but as it has been the past few years, Brett Favre is a question mark to return next season. What are your feelings on this situation?
JK : Well I think after all the hard work and dedication he puts in during the regular season, I think he is well deserved of a long vacation. I mean, the guy is at least a hundred years old and still throwing a million touchdowns passes a season. He will return in refreshed and in stunning form, just wait.
DM : Just wait.. Yes I think we will all be waiting a long time for his decision as always. The dude needs to quit horsing around with his generic buddies out in the yard, throwing no look passes and wearing wranglers because I read a recent article in a local Minnesota newspaper about a young QB that is turning heads in minicamp. Is he threatening to take over the job?
JK : You must be talking about Joe Webb. He is a stud that we drafted as a receiver that killed it at the combine. And get this… the player personnel are especially excited about the size of Webb’s hands, which are 11 inches long, an excellent attribute for a quarterback.
DM : Wow… so because the guy has freakish hands, he is automatically the Vikings QB of the future. This must be Brad Childress’ idea of being a progressive coach. Ignorant. It even sounds a little homoerotic to me. “Ooo, Joe Webb. Look at those hands. You know what they say about… large… masculine hands. Long….. deep… uh passing abilities.†So what if the guy is a workout freak. That means nothing at the quarterback position. I guess you want him to be the next Marcus Vick? Eric Crouch? TAVARIS JACKSON!? I mean what is your thought process? Sure he can throw the deep ball, has a fast forty times, and good vertical leap. But what is he going to do, throw the ball run under it and catch it for the TD and jump through uprights? Future MVP. And Brad, what is with the little headset on the sidelines? I assume that is progressive too. Wearing a Bluetooth doesn’t make you a good coach, it makes you a douche bag. What’s next jorts and a rat tail?
JK : Um… you done?
DM : Yes… Rant ended.
When it is all said and done, if Brett Favre returns, the Vikings will have a good shot at the Super Bowl. Their defense will still be strong, but they need a bit of help at linebacker and in the secondary. Also, AP needs to hold on to the football. I would still take him #1 or #2 on my fantasy team though. Look for the Packers to make a push for the NFC North title this season as the defense enters its second year in the 3-4 under Dom Capers and their once struggling o-line gets stronger. The Pack is potent offensively and are only getting better next season. These two teams should once again make for an appealing rivalry.

